A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT.
what a good mama
this is fucking adorable
hey look a natural sushi roll
there are two kinds of people
Aaaaaah those colors so pretty <3
and you’re like “O rly?”
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i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
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