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gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

Source: inthelifeofa

comehomelouis:

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Source: dauntlesschristinas

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

sodamnrelatable:

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WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT.

Source: teenbookworm

alltailnolegs:

sillypuppy:

phrux:

hemotrip:


bobbitworm:


what a good mama


this is fucking adorable


hey look a natural sushi roll

there are two kinds of people

Aaaaaah those colors so pretty <3

alltailnolegs:

sillypuppy:

phrux:

hemotrip:

bobbitworm:

what a good mama

this is fucking adorable

hey look a natural sushi roll

there are two kinds of people

Aaaaaah those colors so pretty <3

Source: pajaronegro

When you’re just sitting there listening to this person that you know is lying

bestlols:

and you’re like “O rly?”

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Source: chocolatecottoncandy12

tastefullyoffensive:

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batbooty:

rogueofthecraft:

Life Hacks: Kitchen Edition!

WOW I’M SO ANGRY I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

thebaronessofmars:

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Source: 69bowchickawowow

collegehumor:

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]
Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

collegehumor:

Welcome to Date-Lie: A Dating Website for Compulsive Liars! [Click for full article]

Welcome to Date-Lie, a dating website designed specifically for compulsive liars. If you’re here, then you’ve already made up multiple lies for why you’re not here. That’s a good thing – it means you’ve come to the right place.

Date-Lie is not for simple exaggerators like all of those other “normal” dating sites. Only Date-Lie includes complete fabrications on every single section of the site to ensure that you are paired with the most perfect person you can possibly imagine. The kind of person that can’t possibly exist in real life. And the kind of person you will only find on Date-Lie. [Keep Reading]

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.